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Omar:

 You are next,trust me,your lack of good judgement in putting a winning team,signlng a medley of "HAS BEENS" (bunch of old cripples) is catching up fast"THE TRAIN LEFT THE STATION"THE HAND WRITING IS ON THE WALL""THE FAT LADY IS TUNNING UP"

Barring a MIRACLE,"YOU ARE TOAST"

Trust me,when it comes to $,that is all the Wilpons are interested on.They are not your friends,do not be a fool, "DON'T DRINK THE KOOL- AID"

The lousy team you put together can't even play 500 ball,nor beat "THE SCRUBBY MARINERS"

Why don't you go out and sign CHO CHO COLMAN,he can not do any worse and is the right AGE. 

1- Chase Uttley-Jimmy Rollins combo

2- The unity,hunger and desire of the team

3- Aaron Heilman

4- Willie R.

5- No (SLUGGER)first baseman

6- Cripple left fielder

How many loses will it take for "GENIUS WILLIE" to understand that Heilman belongs  in China,far,far away?.Is he kidding us  or what?

4 consecutive hits and finally,when the game was lost, he takes him out,and says to us"HE DID NOT HAVE IT"...HELLO!!!,even COW-BELL MAN and the BEER-MAN knew that when he "THE GENIUS" brought him in.OK,one hit...but 4.Omar are you BLIND...or mentally impaired?WILLIE (AIN"T GO IT),...NEVER WILL IN N.Y.

Here is HOW & NOW...

1-  Willie has to go now,... for obvious reasons...(frustrated and confused broken man) (he's been  toast since last September)...Give Mazz a chance

2-  Alou is done,(medicaid is his thing) ...Put Fernandez in left and let him swim

3- Trade Heillman (for a case of Bud,you will not get 2 cases) Give my aunt Tessie a chance,she can't do any "WORSER".

4-  Time for Omar to pull  one more "MIRACLE",if somebody can,..."HE CAN"

Hi Duke:

What do you think of Willie (the ball of fire)Randolph about having Billy Wagner keeping his comments on Oliver Perez "in house"?

Is this genius kidding us of what? Billy W is right on tthe $ ,and is grabbing the bull by the horns,he's doing what Mr.Personallity was hired to do and he's not afraid to said what it takes  to move their "derriers" Did you see how the beat on Arizona last night?.Help me out here.Am I missing something or what?

To OMAR M:

It's time to let this amigos go.Trim the fat;do a la Frank Thomas,they are just taking good space in the dogout  that a hungry player can use.

1- Mr.Personallity Willie (Get a motivator,a leader)A wild crazy nut that can put fire under their pants

2- Mr.Clutch Delgado (My aunt Lola can hit harder than him...with a frying pan!)

3-Mr.Choke Pelfrey (Perennial -never amount to nothing-Jon Matlack look alike,he plays like a scare,fragil little girl)

4-Mr.Good for Nothing Sosa (where did you get him,trade him for a case of beer  and a couple of franks...with mustard)

Can you guys answer me one question with a smart reasoning:

Do you think that BOB GIBSON would let CHASE UTTLEY hit all those homers against his team?

FAT CHANCE,so with that said,can you guys explain to us why you can not talk to this bunch of "PANSIES",and instruct them,(hold them by the hand),to start playing some "GOOD and HONEST,old fashion CHIN MUSIC"?

Can anybody explain to me why Willie "THE GENIUS" Randolph let Sosa pitch to this lefty nobody with the bases juiced after everybody,even the bathroom attendant, in Atlanta Stadium knew ,Sosa had lost it?

What kind of stupid answer is he going to gives us this time.

One thing I can say about Willie."HE IS CONSISTANT"

Why in the "wide world of sports" are we paying so much attention to Jose(has been,big looser)Canseco?

True,some guys are guilty,done.Let's move on.Their names are mud forever,e.g "BONDS,CLEMENS".

With that said, "LET'S PLAY BALL".

The economy is shot,our GOVERNORS are lover boys,we loosing the war,then we have OBAMA and MAMA ...my house in Costa Rica is not finished  and the developer wants more $...and now I have to hear about this clown CANSECO...give me a break "LET'S PLAY BALL"

Canseco is "BROKE",he wants to make money,"open a franfurter stand",who cares.        LET'S PLAY BALL!!!

HI OMAR:

Do you,"by any chance" expect JOHAN to play "LEFT FIELD" and "FIRST BASE" when he is not pitching?

What about when he pitches? Here is my suggestion,cause I know you tells us it's early "Yeah,right".

For left field "MY AUNT TESSIE",she's 90 but healthy ,an she can "COOK"at least we will get 160 games out of her.

For first base,"MY UNCLE RAMON",he's 2 years removed from 97,but his hips are fine,and he can also "CADDY" for Wagner and wash cars at the same time.

The reason I'm suggesting these changes is that you love "SENIORS" .If you need more "OLD TIMERS" my other uncle "CARMELO"(105 years young) is waiting,ready to go.He can play right field,(he bats right)

JC

1- Willie is no "PATTON" (no promised land,no cigar for us "AGAIN",sorry Freddy W.)

2- No right fielder (you can HOPE and DREAM all you want/"Church hitting lefties"FAT CHANCE...NO CAN DO,Hell will freeze over FIRST.

3- Sub-par, past PRIME TIME (almost done) to SLOW with the BAT 1st.baseman

4- Alou's  41 YEAR OLD -spring chicken body - will brake) (He'll play 40 games,LOL,maybe, this year)

5- Endy Chavez (will brake) Endy being Endy,nice guy,NOT DURABLE.

6- One work horse shy,( "Billy hot and cold, ALKA-SELTZER  Wagner "... border line done) in the pen.

7- And finally...Willie (ain't no PATTON)Oops! disd I said that BEFORE?

"I hope I'm wrong...but don't think so"

At least I'll be correct on #1 and #7

"Willie is not PATTON"

Hey Joe T:

Why don't u tell the Yankee brass to "take this job and shove it",u r a nice guy,well respected by the fans & your players that,BTW, did not delivered.So u lost,so did Willie,big deal.U can not win every year.If the "head honchos" r judging for this failed seasoned,let it be it.U'll be hire in no time by another team,a team that can distinguish a good manager from the mediocre bunch that r out there (See Chicago CUBS).C what the new guy can do,why do u think Donny M said no?,and Girardi,he will be creamed,eaten alive  by the "MILLONAIRES CLUB"...A.Rod and Co.So Joe relax,do not beg,if push come to shoving,take a year off,relax and enjoy life with your family".There's more to life than the Yankees"U have plenty of $,forget status and pride,they r not needed to "enjoy life and true friends.On that note,let another fool take the job,how long do u think before he jumps from the top of The Rock?,or George & his sons  start breaking his coconuts.

JC

TO THE HEARHTLESS METS TEAM AND MR.PERSONALLITY WILLIE:

-Jimmy Rollins was right

-So much swimming to drown at the beach

-Your 2007 performance plus $2 will get you in the #7 train

-Thanks for NOTHING,"BUNCH of USELESS CHOCKERS

-THE FAT LADY SANG

-At least  NY won't be ashamed on National TV

-Omar Willie ain't the man

- BTW -Finishing second means "you were not good enough to win"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsers

JC

WILLIE,the  CAPTAIN..."OF THE TITANIC"

HEY WILLIE<THANKS FOR NOTHING>

"WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS"  ...LOLROF

Dear Willie, allow me to help you (no charge)

If you are in doubt and pondering whether to "quit or not",guess no more.Here are three (3) reasons that will make you pull the trigger and call it quits while U R 1.5 games ahead,at least you'll go out as winner with "MUCHO DINERO"

Uno:-You lack leadership {BIG TIME}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}, your players pretend to respond...FAT CHANCE

Dos:-The Joe Torre attitude impression is not cutting it (being a calm persons does not mean you got it together),you make to many dumb mistakes and your ball players know it ,and guess what,they burn you in private,trust me on this one,that is what we LATINOS do best,we critisize,we even point with our mouths.(Ask any latino in the dogout)

3- You have the personality of a cucumber that clashes with a young club,that is mainly latino and full of spunk.You are to lay back,you belong in the 40's era.You are often outmanage and outwit.By the way, what happen to Petterson's theory and magic on pitchers,tell u what,when you leave...take Rick Petterson with you.The way you guys are leading this team,my aunt Lula will do it for nothing with the same results,at least she can cook for the boys.

P.S

If u think I'm wrong,just ask the 3 guys at the booth,they always get it right before you mess up.

JC